Island Times
“You don’t understand! We have to break the curse of Sherbet island!”
“I’m telling you— that Zoltar machine did not create a curse of a made up island called “Sherbet island.”
“How could you know that? Are you the ice cream king? An all knowing deity of delicious frozen treats? The colonel of custard? Huh? Huh!”
“I think you need to scale back your sugar intake. I saw you spoon sugar onto your sundae earlier. That’s what’s gonna kill you.”
“It won’t be the sugar— it’ll be the curse. I’m telling you.”