"You're treating me like I use day-old McDonald's hash browns as a deodorant."

"What? That's an insane statement."

"Exactly! You're treating me like a crazy person when in reality, I'm just poor!"

"Life is wild, man. One second you're eating cherry Twizzlers with a couple of dimes in a Denny's. The next, you're twirling a sign outside of a cell phone shop. Lady karma has no chill for those that cut the line. It's the curse of the conga."

"Are you on drugs right now?"

*******

"For the love of God, Ryan. Stop licking dollar bills. I don't care that you think you'll gain stripper powers. It's not true. They practice all their moves- so get your ass out of that hammock and go practice!"