The mood is perfect. The scene is set.

A mid 2000’s romance moment for the Middle Ages.

Our young protagonist clad in black jeans and a baggy hoodie leans in to a girl weakening a jean-spandex mix and says

“I’m gonna crank that Soldier Boy so hard”

The moment isn’t killed. It’s curb stomped into every post-midnight insomnia filled moment for the next ten years.